The Best Ever Book of Psychic Jokes

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I regularly post on Facebook and Twitter and sometimes throw in a joke – some are brilliantly terrible, but I hope to at least make one person smile!

Funny Psychic Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill. I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. And here you thought that we were going to be discussing how cute cats are… That, of course, is also a case of great mass, but let's leave it for some other time.Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday.

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Because a good laugh raises your energy and can sooth tensions, I have collected the best psychic jokes I have found so far. Fearing her marriage is crumbling, a middle-aged woman visits a highly respected psychic renown for the accuracy of her predictions. Perfect for gatherings amongst friends, these jokes are at a medium level of difficulty, so even a fortuneteller could decipher them. He went to Middlesex Community College for two years to obtain his associate’s degree, left, and then attended Emerson College, where he graduated from in 1978.Bill, ever the skeptic, walks in just to tell the psychic that he's a fraud and that he's taking advantage of people. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving.