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Yes, my son,” replies St. Peter, who looks the man over and notices his clubs. “I see you’re a golfer,” St. Peter says. “Are you any good?” I was recently playing a round of golf with a nice young fellow. On the first hole, which was a long par four with water to the right and a deep ravine to the left, the young man took out a brand new sleeve of balls, teed one up, and immediately hit it into the water on the right. Undaunted, he pulled another ball from the sleeve and hit that one into the ravine, as well. Then he took the last ball from the sleeve and hit it, too, into the water. He then reached into his bag and pulled out another brand new sleeve of balls. “Why don’t you hit an old ball?” I asked. He responded, “I’ve never had an old ball.”

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This It Takes A Lot of Balls To Golf the Way I Do personalized golf ball features a name of your choice to make your buddies laugh on the golf course. One day a player asked his coach: “What is going wrong with my game?” “You’re standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.”

This hilarious golf ball features a white ball and a funny text that says, "Tap This 69". It is a great way to break the ice and lighten up your foursome. 15. Hit Me Golf Ball What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm? Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron. Golf can be a great sport but can also be dull sometimes. Thankfully, some funny golf balls can add fun and amusement to your game

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The Kiss My Putt Funny Golf Ball is the perfect way to inject fun into your game. In addition to being great for jokes and laughs, the Kiss My Putt Funny Golf Ball is also great for improving your golf skills.

This Make Golf Great Again unique brand golf ball will bring laughter to the course and ensure everyone knows who you are rooting for. Funny golf balls come in various shapes and sizes, ranging from smiley faces to replicas of multiple animals. One of the most unique and eye-catching golf balls is the Flamingo-themed One brand! Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course? Because that’s how long it took the Scotts who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!

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Husband and wife were playing in the club’s mixed foursomes. He hit a great drive down the middle – she sliced the second shot into a copse of trees. Unfazed he played a brilliant recovery shot, which went onto the green a foot from the pin. She poked at the putt and sent it ten feet beyond the pin. He lined up the long putt and sank it. To his wife, he said, “We’ll have to do better. That was a bogey five.” Golf is fun, but it can get boring if you play with the same old boring golf balls. That is why these Brand Funny Titties funny golf balls will surely make your round of golf much more enjoyable! If you are looking for a golf ball that is sure to stand out, the Hit Me Golf Ball is worth considering. There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married? Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt. Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy some more. A little girl was at her first golf lesson when she asked an interesting question… “Is the word spelled P-U-T or P-U-T-T?” She asked her instructor. “P-U-T-T is correct,” the instructor replied. “P-U-T means to place a thing where you want it. “P-U-T-T means merely a futile attempt to do the same thing.” A golfer is standing at a tee overlooking a river. He sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain.”

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These Brand Christmas-themed golf balls feature a picture of President Donald Trump with the message 'It is Beginning To Look A Lot Like You Miss Me.' Hear the one about the bad-tempered golfer who bought a new set of TaylorMade R7 clubs? After playing with them for a couple of rounds he returned to his pro shop and told the pro, “These were the best clubs I have ever played with. In fact, I can throw these clubs 40-yards further than my old ones!”This golf ball features an adorable font with a caption that says I'm Lost, Do You Know Where is (Owner Name). Are you looking for a hilarious way to add a little fun to your golf game? Look no further than Crafted Gift's range of Funny Golf Balls! The other replied: “I sure am. Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went.” These items also add personality to your golf bag, so go ahead and show off your unique style. 4. Crafted Gift Funny Golf Balls Yes, well being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf.”

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