Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight

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The book was a joke for a friend so cannot really comment. It was a very small book. The book was a joke for a friend so cannot really comment. It was a very small book. FOR HER Shagging - orgies Living out your every fantasy in the anonymity of a mass of heaving bodies 250 calories Realising with horror that you forgot to take your pill today 10 calories Narrowing the father of the baby down to just 15 possible men 40 calories
TOTAL: 300 calories
79 If you love experimenting with pink or purple hair, a shag haircut is a great choice. The choppy layers will add a ton of volume and texture to your look which you can play up even more by adding in some fun streaks. Ask for long side bangs if you want an instant face-framing effect that’s sure to turn heads. 25. Shag Haircut with Balayage FOR HER Shagging - a desperate virgin Explaining what foreplay is for whilst holding him away from you 5 calories Enjoying a full 30 seconds of foreplay from him before he gets down to it 20 calories Enjoying a further 30 seconds of full-blown bonking before he explodes 40 calories
TOTAL: 65 calories
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FOR HIM Shagging - noisily Thrusting as hard as possible with the aim of breaking the bed 200 calories Howling with delight at the top of your voice 10 calories Repairing the wooden slats under the bed 70 calories
TOTAL: 280 calories
60FOR HER Shagging - on the car bonnet Enjoying the feeling of the warm engine under your arse 5 calories Enjoying the feeling of the fresh night air on your twat 5 calories Helping him to straighten out the dent in the bonnet 100 calories
TOTAL: 110 calories
51 We recognise that we can always do more, and some exclusions do apply. If your item is fragile we may use bubblewrap for extra protection. Please note that this just relates to gifts sent directly from Scribbler HQ and not those marked as being fulfilled by a partner supplier. FOR HER Shagging - up the arse Recoiling in horror when you realise what he’s doing 10 calories Letting him give you one right up there whilst wondering whether to mention your diarrhoea problem 40 calories Apologising to him while he washes everything in the room twice. 5 calories
TOTAL: 55 calories
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FOR HER Self-shagging with a vibrator Replacing the batteries that short-circuited last time due to damp conditions 10 calories Letting the machine do the work 2 calories A far bigger orgasm than your boyfriend ever gives you 100 calories
TOTAL: 112 calories
13 FOR HIM Shagging - with another couple Introducing ’er indoors to his missus 5 calories Making polite conversation about house prices in your area 5 calories Giving his missus a full 10,000 mile service while he takes a ride in the loan car 150 calories
TOTAL: 160 calories
76 FOR HER Preparing for a shag Trying on 15 different outfits, none of which disguise your extra pounds 20 calories Squeezing your arse into tiny trousers meant for a 10 year old 5 calories Taking it all off again now that you’ve seduced him 10 calories
TOTAL: 35 calories
21FOR HER Shagging - a client Explaining the tariff 5 calories Listening to his bullshit about his wife not understanding him 5 calories Removing his hands from your breasts and explaining they’re optional extras 20 calories
TOTAL: 30 calories
FOR HIM Finding a shag partner on holiday Holding your stomach in whilst walking along the beach looking for a suitable partner 40 calories Buying an ice-cream and sharing it with a stranger minus 200 calories Holding your stomach in even more 50 calories
TOTAL: minus 110 calories
18 FOR HIM Extra calorific benefits of shagging Looking for the condom afterwards 20 calories Being forced to change the bedsheets before your wife comes home 50 calories Walking to the clap clinic 40 calories
TOTAL: 110 calories
112 FOR HIM Foreplay - golden shower Persuading your partner to let you piss on her 2 calories Pissing on your partner 5 calories Running after your angry partner who thought you were only kidding 100 calories
TOTAL: 107 calories
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Shag Yourself Slim By Imah Goer | Used | 9781905102037

Forget diets...Forget the gym...Forget everything you knew about losing weight... Every aspect of shagging burns calories. And this book tells you how many calories each position will burn*. So get this book, get shagging and get slim! * Only aids weight loss as part of a calorie-controlled diet. Last Name * Please enter a Last Name Please enter a valid Last Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. FOR HIM Foreplay - groping Groping one erogenous zone (fully clothed) 10 calories Groping two erogenous zones at the same time (fully clothed) 20 calories Groping three erogenous zones at the same time (fully clothed) 30 calories
TOTAL: 60 calories
FOR HER Shagging - her on top Climbing onto him while he gropes your tits 15 calories Doing all the work 150 calories Getting bored and stopping because he’s making no effort 0 calories
TOTAL: 165 calories
FOR HER Shagging - side by side Persuading him not to go to the pub just yet 5 calories Sliding close to him and wrapping your legs around him 10 calories Deciding it would have been better to make the effort to go on top in the first place 5 calories
TOTAL: 20 calories
99 FOR HER Shagging - noisily Rolling over every couple of minutes to change positions in a fervour of passion 200 calories Thumping the mattress in orgasmic ecstasy 30 calories Phoning your boyfriend to tell him you’re ready to see him now 5 calories
TOTAL: 235 calories
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