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Cuter than the average zombie pun, these jokes feature our creaky undead mingling with vampires, werewolves and other Halloween spooks. A zombie wanted to buy a car, so he went to the vampire's secondhand car lot. After five minutes, he walked out with a rusty old car that broke down as soon as he got it off the lot. I guess a ghoul and his money are soon parted. Where should people go in case the zombies decide to rise? The retirement home, no one there's gonna have the teeth to take a bite at you. It was a tough Halloween this year.. I staked 5 vampires, beheaded 3 zombies and exorcised 8 ghosts.

What did the cowboy zombie who keeps talking about the apocalypse tell me when I met him? He said the end is neigh! Short zombie puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zombie humour may include short vampire jokes also. I saw the best Halloween costume. The guy had dirty clothes, dried blood- the works. Zombie? I guessed. Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy? The brain store owner says, “Do you know how many PHP programmers I kill to get one pound of the brain?”Dying for more? Well, hold onto your brains, because this pun party has just begun! Zombie One Liners What did the zombie say about drinking blood? "Blood is really warm. It's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming." Zombie Jokes Straight From The Coffin It wouldn't be a proper zombie joke list without hearing from the undead. When it comes to Halloween puns, sometimes it's the zombies being the funny ones.

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