This marked the starting point of United Indecent Pleasures and its first product, the 8 Inch Dark Chocolate Cock.

Exploding flying butterfly inside, ensuring the penis is violently thrown in the air for all to see (after trying to hide the box. Remember: All of our parcels are sent anonymously, so feel free to send this to anyone who may need reminding to 'eat a dick'. We use Belcolade chocolate which is exclusively produced in Belgium and part of the Cacao-Trace sustainability program. At our feet Grimonde, an adorable Big Splash of nervous tongue, plays with the imperial pink granite box holding our indecent diamond Iphone and on its screen we watch this excellent Fellini sequence* that expresses with impeccable precision the spirit of United Indecent Pleasures. At The Belgian Chocolate Makers, our handmade and honest chocolate is produced by our chocolate maker, Elisabetta Passafaro.

He said he didn’t remember and told her to open it for him, hilarity ensued, worth every single penny! Back in 2016, we were just a couple of 20 somethings making funny dick jokes and melting chocolate in a small kitchen.

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